9.04.2009

.an unnecessary list.

a selection of things that i detest:
  • liars. especially the ones who say that they never lie.
  • those who file their nails in public - kindly leave fine particles of your DNA out of the air that i am inhaling. full stop.
  • those who comb/brush their hair in public spaces. on average people lose 50-150 hairs a day. it is really unpleasant when one of those strands lands on my notebook or is left behind on the table at which i intend on enjoying my afternoon tea.
  • gum chewers. chewing a piece for a few minutes to freshen your breath is one thing, but smacking away at a wad of rubber while trying to have a conversation is irritating and makes me secretly wish that your teeth would spontaneously fall from your gums. by the way, the tooth fairy doesn't deliver for that kind of loss; she knows you deserved to lose them.
  • sharing straws.
  • people who argue that it should be permissible to drink water while fasting.
  • red, green, and yellow peppers.
  • almond butter.
  • orders.
  • turbulence. (i thought of this list while flying...hence turbulence)
  • styrofoam - cups in particular.
  • bad table manners.
  • and many many more...

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